Typical phone tree in tech support land:
- Please press 1 to be placed on hold for 1 hour, then return to this menu
- Please press 2 to be disconnected after random hold time
- Please press 3 to go to another menu that is just as useless
- Please press 4 to leave a callback number that we will ignore
- At any time you may press * or # to repeat these options
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